Weezy Slips and Falls

I can't laugh at him. I want to baaddd, but it just wont come out. I'm pathetic I know lol.

Just Because...

Even though after going to his concert I think he's the Anti-Christ and he's the leader of this huge cult-like organization. Whatever, Weezy Blog # whatever

Freeeze!.....Like me.

Cant wait for this video. Notice how C-breezy says cuuzzz hahaha. We crippin over here cuh.

Swagger On a Hundred Thousand Trillion

Get it Obama. He makes ciggs look too cool. I'm about to go get a pack.

Source The YBF

Makes Me All Teary-Eyed

Lmao

He took over that poor guys interview. WE THE BEST (officers)... I have a thing for Ricky :)

3rd Best Song From This Guy...

Im impressed by this. So far he's only got three good songs to me. Fuck Em' All, Coconut Juice Remix, and this.

To My Readers...

If your a Sports fan you should check out Mr. Dwayne Carters ESPN blog sometime. It's pretty good. http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/blog?name=lilwayneblog

And I know what your thinking "how does he have time to be the best, and blog for ESPN?" Well my banana's and butterflies...He's just that coool. :)

Yes Im Excited

How cuuute

Whole Lotta Talk...

Yabba dabba doooo...Stop tlaking about this I Cant Feel My Face album AND this T-Wayne album and put it out already. Liars. We shall see.

Yeeeeeeekkk!!!

Documentary babbiiee. As if I need to know anything else about him.

Minus Ciara lol

Source Kanyeuniversecity

The Hundreds/Disney

Source Hypebeast

If You Dont Already Have It...Go Get It.

Im not tryna over do the Kanye interviews, but his freestyle at the end of this is sick. (starts around the 8:34 mark)

Good Kayne Interview

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Kinda weird.

Weezy Turns Me On.

Not only does he turn me on, I got HD TV, TiVo and a surround system :)....with his ugly self. Lil Waaaaayne for President!

Triva Game!

Ok sooo...I got this from Nahright...but check this out. I'm going to give you 3 videos, now you gotta guess what the message is. Lol Noeezy I know if no one else is with me you are!


No Homo from FWMJ on Vimeo.






This is just funny to me and I got a little entertainment out of it, so I thought I'd share. That's what blogs are for right?

Randomly Thinking

Am I the only one who just isn't really feel this whole Love Lockdown, Kayne auto tune movement? Like, I see the songs leaked on to the internet almost every other day and I just don't bother. I dont even listen to them. I personally have had too much auto tune or 2008 - I'm AUTO TUNED OUT!!! From Weezy to T Pain to Kanye and everyone else, I'm just done with it. I like normal rap.

I would like to thank T.I and Jigga Man for not turning auto tune on me.

Thank you. No really.

Stick toyour roots people, lets enjoy our speakers in 2009 normally....not AUTO TUNED OUT!!!

Hov Put a Ring On It

She dances her pants off everytime. True entertainer.

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Kid Rock refers to Carson Daily as "that ni**a"? Hmmm ok so you do some performances with Wayne now you think your all cool and stuff, and you think you can say the N word. Thats crazy.

I LOVE THIS!!!

Source NahRight

He almost did this from the free throw line. Daaaang Kobe where you at???

White Man Can't Jump, But the Black Prez Can

Obama said he's going to replace the bowling alley in the white house with a baskeball court. He's like astonishingly perfect.

Source The YBF

11 year old

How cuuute.

Skeezy Blog! (Blag) 2

He's the Man Round' Here...

November 4th 2008....

Mal'Asia rocks her Obama gear to her ALL white Mostly ALL Republican school. You go giiirrlll.

I hope you and you parents and your grandparents VOTED today. I did! :)

For Yo Mama

L Boogie...doesnt this remind you of the concert... :(

Diddy Blog #28

Check for the SUSpect hand gestures with those dance moves. Hmm..

Upsets Me...

Ok sooo I guess this camera guy thinks he did something tight...but like DON'T EVER disrespect Weezy like that. If he wasnt my favorite rappper, I would have really gotten a laugh out of this. But this guy went a little over the edge. Dont worry Wayne, if I ever see this guy I'll beat his ass and take his camera. Now wouldnt that be a great Skeezy Blog. Pro-Wayne....

Weezy's New Baby, and Baby Mama

Ok so here's an exclusive pic of weezy and his new baby mama. Ms. Sara B gave birth to Waynes first son yesterday, Dwayne Carter III. Yaaay congratulations Weezy Baby, baby :). This chick is supposed to just be a normal around the way kinda sorta industry slut. YBF even says she has her chest tatted with Ms. Carter (slow down hoe) and her back tatted with Weezy. Hmmm...whatever the case she's set for life...a millie a millie a millie.

Source The YBF

A Girl With Tourette Syndrome

Its kinda funny, but its kinda not. Nigger! She would never last a day in a L.A.

Ignorance

Skeezy Blog! (Blag)

Single Ladies

Im really feeling this. Reminds me of B Day

The Greatest Gift Ever

Soo Wayne celebrated his 26th birthday the other day, and his "daddy" couldn't have thought of a better gift. A Louis Vuitton briefcase with 1 million dollars cash in it. Recession who? Recession what? And I know that ain't fair...but he doesn't care...he's a mutha f*ckn Cash Money Millionaire. Believeeee Daaaatt.

Hugggss for papa. Damn. Lucky bastard.

Inside the Mind of THE MAN

aaahhhh!!....aaahhh!! ...Ok I'm calm :). I wrote this before even watching the video lol, just got a little amped. Don't you LOVE when Wayne is clean cut and those dreads are in tact. I hate it when he looks like he's straight ou the jungle. It's almost 2009 Weezy - My man, you gotta be clean cut - thug style is sooo 2006.

This Woman is 42.

Halle Berry on the cover on Enquire looking amazing after having a baby at the age of 42.

Boss Man Comfortable Freestyle

Trading Places

Ushers the King of R&B (IMO)..and this video is hot.

Yeah Mrs. Officer Behind The Scenes!

Mrs Officer Music Video (Behind the Scene)


Weee-O-Weee-O-Wee...

Diddy Entertains My Life Lmao

Weezy and Juelz Show Off Their Juelz...Ya Diiigg

Dang. I gotta get a I Cant Feel My Face Ring.

Speaking of Obama...

If you dont vote I wont talk to you...ever. If you vote for McCain, I'll Kill you.

Hip Hop Loves You Too Obama

• MTV
• Music Videos
• MTV Shows
• Entertainment News

Swagger Like Puff?

So Rich, so much time on his hands he has nothing else to do but these dumb...yet funny blogs. Have you had any Ciroc lately?

Soulja Boy Tell Em'

Soulja Boy is hilarious for this. I dont think I'd be able to take that whole bottle. Can't you like DIE form doing that? Sheesh.

VBS interview with Jeezy (funny)

thanks John, you soo could've did this interview.

Hola!

November 18th her CD will be here. And I must admit I'm kinda excited about her CD. I know HOVS gonna be alll over it. :)

Funny guy

Tyga eats a couple hundred dollar bills lmao.

I Loved This!

Check out his tiny dance moves lol

Weezy (Blag)

Amen...

Ugh he likes Lil Mama's version of A Millie

Good Bye Summer

Well, today is the first official day back to school for me. (whomp whomp) But on the brighter side of things, I'm a bit blissful that this is one step closer to finishing school :). Congrats to my D.R.E.S.S.E.S Noelle and Rachel for their interns (we're moving up ladies!) So you ask..."Skye is this the end of parting, good times, drunk nights, and hysterical moments?" ....Is that really a question??...Do you really have that written down in your notebook...You smell me baby...I smell like money, fun, and good times. So let the games begin :) Holla.

Fan Made Version of Swagger Like Us

Call me CRAZY but I kinda sorta wanna be the first one with a T-WAYNE shirt. lmao...That would be kinda lame. Ok, well how about the "He Raps..." "He Sings..." LMAO

On Rick Ross's CD he says "Hoppin out the Bugatti wit my Bally's on...(Jay Z what up n**ga!)" ...Yeah well this is what he was talking about. And I believe Jay Z has one of these in the Lost One video. Wow.

Well, I had to post this simply because I had a change of heart. When I first saw it I was like uuh thats it circus boy? I liked Weezy's little acting part in the video though. But now I kinda like it, I even grew to like T-Pains dance moves. So I just decided to post it so you all can watch his moves and learn from The Cat In The Hat. Not to mention this is my jam and I dont think I can ever get tired of it. Free Tezy too - because if you know him you know this would be his JAM...Jerrrkkk.

I Need a Vaaaactiiioonn

Highly Anticipated, by me...

I dont get amped for too many people. Just a few to name WEEZY, Jay Z, T.I, Kanye, Nas...Jeezy Im waiting. These poeple here are the American Dream team. Go USA!...

So im wondering, since his CD is titled The Recession, will he sell it for cheap? i mean dont talk about it BE about it! 8 bucks Jeezy come ooon.

Banana Butterlies... Banana Lambos.

Official Girl Video

Well, I've always wondered how people who cant sing make it as "singers". She basicallly talks over a beat. Thank goodness Weezy saved her ass.

Stacks on Deck, Tron' on Ice

Who's ready...it's Thursday...which means tomorrows Friday. :)

Awesome Jeezy, Just Awesome

"My President is Black, my Lambo's Blue, and I'll be god damned if my rims aint too. My money's light green, and my Jordans light grey..."

-Young Jeezy

What color is YOUR president? What about your J's Captain? Shit My Dresses are all pink

This is very random.

Prius Commercial

Sorta, kinda, tizzight. Makes me want a Prius.

Head Into the Party Life...

Jay Z said it best, "If your feeling low, aint got no place to go, head into the party life." Well, that was actually a sample of some guy, but yeah. Fuck most of the world is what I'd like to say first and foremost. Cookie is my savior, is what I'd also like to add. Oh yeah coming soon is her photo of the day...she's so horny to get some publicity :)

So about the title of this post...I need a limo, some limo music, limo people MINUS the Skank Hoe Sluts that take up room :) haha and some limo drank. And I'm heading into the party life. Would you like to join?

A Shout Out to Mal'Asia

Mal'Asia if your reading this, (which I know your probably stealing stuff off of it to put on YOUR blog) I'd like for you to know that YOU ROCK my socks. Your a mini me and its fucking annoyingly amazing seeing that I never in my wildest dreams thought that someone would actually want to copy ME. But thank you. I mean Im like weezy and your like....(well you cant be Baby because he's too old), ....but your like one of those lames from the Young Money Camp. I mean without them Weeezy wouldnt be WEEZY ya digg? So lets just say your Mack Mayne.

So shout to Mal'Asia cause without her I COULDN'T.


Oh yeah....Younnnggggg Mulllaaaaaa Baaabaaaaaaayy (:


(its 10:31 Pm and I'm bored, what are blogs for??)

I See You Jockin Jay Z...

BLUEPRINT 3 from kwest on Vimeo.

Slow down Hov your killin em'.

Mr. Carter lol

Lol this joke gets a pass with me because its effing hilarious. The rap isnt half bad either.

Kanye's Ending Speech in NY

Dammit I'm mad I missed the Glow in the Dark tour. Open ya f**kin minds...Alright Yeezy is open f**k. He gets poetic at the end, but nevertheless it was a good "speech". Wayne needs to expand his horizons and do some stuff like that. If anyones ever been to a Weezy concert you know that he doesn't get personal ENOUGH with the audience. I mean I'll still pay $150 to see his high ass though. But thats just me. And everyones not me.

I hate the way he says blog (blag)

I was in the background when the camera turned around, not sure if you could see me though. Ha.

Roberto Cavalli Coke Bottles

Charlie would have loved these. ;(

Ok I'm Jealous

Source The YBF

Love Is In the Air...

Now I thought Mariah and Nick were an odd pair. But this is is odder than this. Lmao ok siike. But what's the deal with these two? That's not even Ray J's type, this is more his type lol, but hey people change you never know.

New Sean John Model

And the winner is....Nelly! lol

Got Money??

I love the way he diddy bops. But I hate when people say he's over-rated. You know what I tell those people....YOUR MOMS over-rated. :) ahhh Weezy gives me chills.

Crackhouse

Her and DMX were made for eachother.

Source F-Listed

For the Record...

You wont be seeing any of those Rick Ross Correction Officer pictures on this blog. Even if it is him, I wouldn't do that to the guy. I like his music, and if you know me then you know I have a thing for Ricky. Belieeeevvee Daaaat.

She'sss Illlll......NOT!

uuhh....?? What do you think about this?

Suspect Swag?

I have nothing against suspect swag men. But when I see it, I point it out...and this here is taangy. It almost looks like he was about to say "Hey boo!". Yeah let me stop.

Source The YBF

Everyone Cant Be a Rockstar.

Lol Method Man attempted to stage dive. It didn't work out that well, but he's still tight for making an attempt.

This is Just Weird

Mariah has always seemed a little off to me. (Don't get me wrong I love MC) But like come on, your like 40 and you think your a teen. Kinda reminds me of how Michael Jackson thinks hes a kid. Wonder Wonder land?

Lmao

Even rich people get bored.

Red on Red Crime

Red Beanie. Red Mic. Red Pole. Red Stool. Red Watch. I see you Breezy!

Source The YBF

1st Place

This was the best I could do at the concert. And I just got these like the other day so they're about a month old. Oh well Goo weezy Go Weezy Goooo!

Diddy is Poison

This is sadly true.